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Portland Sucks!

Tuesday 7 September 2010

We just got back from a three-day weekend in Portland, Oregon (no, we’re not flying six hours each way for a three-day weekend, even if the lobster is free.)

It rained the whole time!

Everyone was rude, especially the waiters!

The only things to eat were tofu and sprouts!

So don’t go there. Got it?

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Have they gone?

Yes, okay, coast is clear.

The Chamber of Commerce made me write all that.

In reality, we had a great time. Possibly the best weekend trip we’ve had in decades. The weather was perfect–low 80s and mid 70s the whole time, with just a few puffy clouds to break up the bright blue sky. Service was as friendly as anywhere we’ve traveled. I read some reviews in Yelp about bad service, and it must have been Chamber disinformants at work. The breadth and creativity of the food was remarkable.

More to follow.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:48 AM

    ROFL! Can’t wait to read the rest!

    xo

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